Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 83

Who knew you could make a movie about a website? I'm looking forward to movies about eBay, Priceline and Barely-Legal.com

There's nothing that says entertainment like portraying children as bloodthirsty killers.

Yep. Children. Bloodthirsty killers. Nothing like it.

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again while expecting a different result. To wit, Katherine Heigl has been allowed to make another romantic comedy.

A movie about John Lennon set years before he did anything interesting? Can I buy my ticket now?

Will the horse be a champion or someone's Sunday dinner? Please do not reveal the shocking surprise ending.

Should I watch this or just wait for the ten sequels that will roll out over the next 8 years?

Warning: you will die of alcohol poisoning if you participate in a game where you take a drink every time someone gets hit in the balls.

Now THIS is how you get the young folks into the theater.

I'm glad Hollywood has once again chosen to teach us that it's a bad thing to videotape haunted houses. I don't know why people think otherwise.

Also, it's a really bad idea to hang out in creepy haunted mansions after dark. Seriously people, how many times do you have to be told this?

Once again, we are given cinematic proof that there is no God for He would never have allowed this to be made.

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