Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 86

It turns out witch-detecting is way more complicated than comparing their weight to ducks.

This movie where Vince Vaughn plays a smug, humorous jerk who thinks he's smarter than everyone he meets is way different from all those other movies in which Vince Vaughn a smug, humorous jerk who thinks he's smarter than everyone he meets.

Dumpy slackers make the best super heroes.

When in doubt on whom to cast, just cast everybody.

Constantly fucking the same person over and over can inspire intimacy and affection for that person. Thank God this movie has finally taught society that lesson.

Plots in movies are optional. If you get one, think of it as the filmmakers tipping the audience.

Anthony Hopkins is tired of all those damn Oscars cluttering up his mantle so he did this.

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