Well, I'm Back

Yeah yeah, I know I said I was moving to Tumblr. I know I said I wouldn't write for Examiner anymore. That being said, hi Blogger readers. Here's the link to my latest Examiner article, a review of Young Adult.

Fuck Yeah!

That's the title I wasn't allowed to use over at Examiner.com. I half expected them to censor the one I did use but, so far, no one has even noticed it's a reference to the F-word.

A Good Man Goes To War

I loved the new Harry Potter film. Find out how much at Examiner.com.

You're Not The Boss Of Me

It's always surprising when a so called "comedy" like Horrible Bosses actually turns out to be funny. Still, I wish it had been about farting penguins but those can't be in every movie.

Less Than Meets The Eye

What better way to celebrate the birth of our nation than to read my review of Transformers: Dark of the Moon? If there's a better way, I can't think of it.

Seasonal Affected Disorder

I'm still not back up to full writing strength but I did manage to post a review of the Season of the Witch DVD over on Examiner.com.

She's Bad

It's nice to be back writing again. On the off chance you haven't moved on to some other amateur film critic, here's my review of Bad Teacher.

On The Bright Side...

...another Transformers movie will soon come out and most likely set a new standard of dumb that movies like Battle: Los Angeles can only aspire to. My DVD review is over at Examiner.com.

EEEEEEK.T.

I posted this review of Super 8 on Saturday at Examiner but forgot to mention it here till today. Traditionally, of course, I don't post here on weekends anyway but that tradition is rather pointless. Then again, keeping pointless traditions is a sign of true class. I think.

Making Hard Men Humble

Here I am once again with a new review of Hangover Part II over at Examiner.com. I still can't guarantee a return to regular posting but things are looking better than they were.

Four Is A Tragic Number

I'm still getting slammed at work but I did manage to crank out this DVD review of I Am Number Four.

Lacking Deppth

Ah, what a week. Hopefully, life is back to normal now. To prove it, here's my review of Pirates of the Caribbean at Examiner.com.

Priest Lacks Bite

Sadly, it looks like the Liveblog I wrote for Battlefield Earth is lost forever, a victim of the great Blhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifogger outage, and I'll have to rewrite it which I really don't want to do. To console ourselves, we can all read my review of Priest posted at Examiner.com. I've heard encouraging others to read it gives you multiple orgasms.

Bore

Well, OK, Thor isn't boring but it's not as good as it should be.

It's Something, That's For Sure

My Examiner review of Something Borrowed could have been a blank page and still been better than the movie.

Bad Buzz

You may remember a different version of this when Green Hornet came out in January. Well, now I'm reviewing the damn thing for Examiner so you get to read it again.

Hell Froze Over, The Cows Came Home...

...and Fast Five actually turned out to be good. Read about it in my review for Examiner.com.

To Avenge Jesus, I Crucified A Roman

I let him go when he promised to go back to Romeland or whatever they hell they call it and get people to become Christians there. I can't wait to check and see how successful this was. You can thank me by checking out my review of Water For Elephants and telling your friends, family and randpm strangers to do the same.

Not Exactly Fantastic Four

I'm back from vacation tan, rested and ready. Well, I'm actually rather pale and a bit tired but I was at least ready enough to post a review of Scre4m over at Examiner.com so please check it out.

Between A Goon And New York City

My review of Arthur is up at Examiner.com. Read it, tell your friends how incredible it is and how it changed your life. It's odd that I ended up recommending it since I felt comfortable in using it for a Bizarro World Review on Friday. Oh well.