Making Hard Men Humble

Here I am once again with a new review of Hangover Part II over at Examiner.com. I still can't guarantee a return to regular posting but things are looking better than they were.

Four Is A Tragic Number

I'm still getting slammed at work but I did manage to crank out this DVD review of I Am Number Four.

Lacking Deppth

Ah, what a week. Hopefully, life is back to normal now. To prove it, here's my review of Pirates of the Caribbean at Examiner.com.

Sorry

I'm getting slammed by a new job which leaves me no time to write. I might not be back till Monday though I might be back tomorrow. Even I don't know so we'll see what happens.

Priest Lacks Bite

Sadly, it looks like the Liveblog I wrote for Battlefield Earth is lost forever, a victim of the great Blhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifogger outage, and I'll have to rewrite it which I really don't want to do. To console ourselves, we can all read my review of Priest posted at Examiner.com. I've heard encouraging others to read it gives you multiple orgasms.

Oh, Hi

Blogger has been down since yesterday which is why you don't get to see the Liveblog I wrote for Battlefield: Earth since it's been eaten. This could be Google telling me it's time to move my stuff off their servers or that I should keep copies of my posts. Oh well, I'll write it up again when I have time. have a good weekend.

Look At My Briefs -- 5/12/11

You almost didn't get this when, due to the general suck factor of Microsoft Word 2010, I accidentally deleted an earlier draft of this. As it is, you can read another edition of my brief comments on various subjects I like to call Look At My Briefs at Examiner.com with a cleaned up title.

Bore

Well, OK, Thor isn't boring but it's not as good as it should be.

It's Something, That's For Sure

My Examiner review of Something Borrowed could have been a blank page and still been better than the movie.

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 90

Movies about Jesus would be more exciting if He was the type of muscle bound god who waved a magic hammer around.

Just because a movie has a porn title doesn't mean it's porn though if the star is playing a crazy man, it may just mean that he's really crazy.

Rich and poor people should be educated on the risk of wackiness breaking out should one of them ever decide to marry the other.

Fucking your best friend's fiancee is perfectly acceptable if you're sweet and the friend is a tad bitchy.

Not all vampires are emotionally flat sparkling freaks with mumbling girlfriends.

Da bitches be crazy!

It's impossible to make too many movies about pirates doing their awesome Keith Richards impersonations.

What are the odds that three guys who got so wasted that they had an insanely wild night they couldn't remember but still had to deal with rather serious consequences would ever allow something like that to happen again? Pretty damn good as it turns out.

What are the odds that an overweight panda who has mastered kung fu would be called upon to save the world from some mystical threat a second time? Pretty damn good as it turns out.

Look At My Briefs -- 5/5/11

Once again, this week's edition of brief comments on various subjects I like to call Look At My Briefs has been adapted for and published on Examiner.com. Sorry folks, they're a larger audience and I even make a little money. Still, all you have to do to read it is click this link.

Bad Buzz

You may remember a different version of this when Green Hornet came out in January. Well, now I'm reviewing the damn thing for Examiner so you get to read it again.

Hell Froze Over, The Cows Came Home...

...and Fast Five actually turned out to be good. Read about it in my review for Examiner.com.