Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 7

Attractive young people will always think it's a good idea to follow the advice of a creepy local who tells them to visit some eerie, obscure location. I suppose it'd be a really short movie if they said, "Um, you want us to go that old burial ground 30 miles off the highway? No thanks, we'll just stay here in town for karaoke night." You just have to accept the tradeoff, I guess.