Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 8

No matter how dumpy he looks, how whiny he is or how stupid and immature his behavior may be, there isn't a guy on the planet who can't score two hot girls at once. Do I dare to get my hopes up that Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johannson will someday have a brutal fistfight with each other over who gets to be the first one to give me oral sex? The movies say that yes, I should dare.