...No, Oliver Stone's W is not a prequel to Spike Lee's 1992 film X.
...No, The Secret Life Of Bees does not have a jet ski chase in it.
...No, just because none of the guys in any of the High School Musical movies try to have sex with any of the hot girls isn't proof that they're gay. On the other hand, guys, I know you're fictional characters and it's a Disney film but Beverly Hills Chihuahua was more realistic than this whole "A good night kiss is enough for me" thing you're doing.
...Yes, I am looking forward to Zack And Miri Make A Porno mainly because I have a huge crush on Elizabeth Banks and will go see anything she's in. She could remake Yentl and I'd be the first one in line. And no, you don't get to see her breasts in this and shame on you for having such filthy desires about someone as pure and wonderful as Elizabeth. Elizabeth, if you're reading this, you've probably seen me following you and going through your garbage but I can assure you that I'm not at all sick or creepy and, if you'll agree to spend a few weeks in the special room I've built for you in my basement, I'll prove that to you.
...Yes, I am getting tired now. See you tomorrow.