Saturday, January 10, 2009

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 56

If you are a French gangster who likes to kidnap pretty American girls and use them as sex slaves, be very certain that they don't have dads who are former spies that can track your crepe eating, wine guzzling ass down and kill you. You may be thinking, "Sacrebleu, what are the odds of that happening?" Trust me, they're pretty damn good.

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