I've been sick since I got home which means you all get squat today. It's New Year's Eve anyway so substitute the previous excuse with that. "But Mike," you say, "why should we suffer just because you are?" Cause that's the way the bulldog barks, kiddies. What does that mean? I have no idea. Just try and enjoy the holiday.
If you want to share my mood, watch this trailer and die a little inside like I did.