Shockingly, it turns out that yanking a guy's mind out of his head and cramming it into an alien body is a particularly bad idea.
New Yorkers that move to rural environments completely lose the use of their brains.
All of a nation's problems can be solved by rugby. By the way, the last time Morgan Freeman played a President, a comet hit the Earth. Let's hope this movie doesn't end the same way.
Brutally murdering little girls is bad. Thank goodness we have movies to tell us this.
There is no God.
Yeah, go ahead and rip off your own armored car. What could go wrong?
When a you start seeing a double of yourself, you should really just ignore what it says.
If you do nothing else, try to avoid being chosen by God to do, well, anything.