Hey, Comedy Central

I just wanted to tell you that you never have to show Joe Dirt again. Really. Truly. You never, ever again forever have to ever show Joe Dirt again. It's that we as a nation don't enjoy seeing it every 10 days or so. It's just that anyone who would ever be remotely interested in seeing Joe Dirt has made damn sure to have seen it by now so there is no reason to ever show it on your network again. You have filled the country's Joe Dirt needs for the next decade or so and you can now, with a clear conscience, put it into your vault then weld the vault shut. You've done your part, Comedy Central, so go home, pop open a cold one and sleep the sleep of the just knowing that your Joe Dirt obligations have been met.