Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Sequels


How could any self-respecting sequel put out a poster like this? In a sequel, your poster should say stuff like "This Time -- IT'S PERSONAL!" or "The Pants Traveled -- And Hell Traveled With Them". This is a strong indicator that this movie will lack things like gratuitous explosions, jet ski chases and shape shifting robots. Also, I doubt there will be a showdown between some two fisted loner who sometimes has to work outside the law and his arch nemesis played by someone like Anthony Hopkins who says something like, "Are we really so different, Mr. Muttchenko?" Oh well, it's four cute girls so surely there will be loads of scenes where they strip down to their underwear for pillow fights, right?

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