Actor Joaquin Phoenix insists that he fully intends to quit acting and take up a music career. Because, you know, that has worked out so well for other actors like Bruce Willis, Juliette Lewis, and Johnny Depp. I'm sure when I mentioned those names you all were suddenly flooded with sweet, wistful memories of the first time you heard all the hit songs that came from those actors.
In related news, I'd like to announce that I am quitting my job in order to play video games and jack off to Maxim models. I'm willing to bet that I will be far more successful in my chosen path than Joaquin Phoenix will be in his.