Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 65

Actually, today, I've learned several things. For instance:

Pretty girls are actually attracted to goofy losers.

You really can't make enough movies about mall cops.

Magically turning young causes you to lose anything even vaguely resembling common sense.

It's still possible to get crap like this into theaters instead of premiering on Lifetime of straight to DVD where it belongs.

Turns out combining molten metal to a person's bones will cause that person to become royally pissed.

William Shatner had artfully moussed hair when he was young.

A movie doesn't necessarily have to be funny in order to be labeled a comedy.

Pretty girls are actually attracted to goofy losers.

And so it is we have come full circle and ended where we began. Have we learned much or nothing at all? Don't really care cause I'm done till tomorrow. See ya.

1 comment:

FM said...

'Beth' Cooper? A gorgeous blonde attracted to a hapless loser? Someone has been very lazy with the script-generating machine and just decided to throw in old comics and hope no one would notice.