Major snowstorm happening where I live which means I have nothing better to do than sit around and entertain you people with another edition of brief comments on various subjects I like to call Look At My Briefs.
Oh good, I was worried about this.
Wow. Just...wow. If you think you'd be a fan of pornography crossed with German realism crossed with an acid trip, Showgirls 2 might be for you. You only thought the first one was stupid. Before you click this link, I will warn you that it defines the term NSFW. It also defines the terms "nightmare fuel" and "unintentionally hilarious." That being said...Showgirls 2.
The idea of a True Grit remake is dumb. The idea of a True Grit remake directed by the Coen brothers with Jeff Bridges replacing John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn? Okay, suddenly not so dumb. I'm looking forward to the reaction of John Wayne fetishists.
No Tomatometer rating yet for The Crazies (as of this writing) but even if it's not any good, that's fine. Since a new zombie movie is released approximately every three weeks, if one is a clunker we need only wait for the next one. It's going to be hard to top Zombieland though since it worked as both an action packed zombie film and a parody of said films.
The makers of She's Out Of My League let me know through Twitter that they didn't like what I said about their movie. On the face, it's restrained and good natured. Under the face? The Man feels threatened and now he's coming to take me down. If I disappear, put on my tombstone that I nailed Scarlett Johannson.
Walter Koenig's son, Andrew, has been missing since February 14 while vacationing in Vancouver. I hope he's found safe and sound. I was fascinated, though, to discover that the actor who played Boner on Growing Pains was Chekov's son.
This year's American Idol winner will be some mercury drinking douchenozzle with good range. Sorry for the spoiler.
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