You: Hey, have you heard about that new movie Race To Witch Mountain?
Me: Which mountain?
You: Yes.
Me: Um, which mountain?
You: Exactly.
Me: It's called Exactly Mountain?
You: No, Witch Mountain.
Me: I don't know.
You: Third Base.
THANK YOU! I'll be here all week.
The fact that this gag is more than a half century old means many people have forgotten it and will completely credit it to me.
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