The best way to secure a movie deal about your life story is to have been captured by America's Most Wanted.
George Romero has saved many lives with his numerous tutorials on zombie killing. Now everyone knows how to do it.
Your perfectly normal next door neighbor is almost certainly ex-military or a former spy who could turn into an unstoppable vengeance machine.
Wouldn't you die horribly if struck by giant portions of food falling from the upper stratosphere? Apparently not.
I wonder who would have gotten the lead role if the title had been Jennifer's Interesting Personality.
It turns out that the ridiculous extremes of technological advances are actually quite likely to occur.