Comedians for some reason have difficulty being taken seriously as scientists. I wonder if anyone would take an AIDS cure if Dane Cook created it.
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New York City subway passengers need to be even more heavily armed than they already are.
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If you and all your friends engage in a night of heavy drinking, make sure that at least one of them can hold their liquor.
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These two totally aren't going to fall in love. No way! No how! I mean, look at how much they resent each other when the story first starts. How could they fall in love after all that?
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Road trips haven't changed that much since the dawn of time. I wonder if they'll say, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" and then simultaneously say, "ROAD TRIP!" while Steppenwolf starts to play.
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When two equally matched groups of powerful alien robots go at it, the only things that can tip the scales in the favor of the good guys are Shia LeBeouf and his hot girlfriend.
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It's perfectly okay to exploit your daughter's love for your own personal gain.
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Genetically engineering kids to be organ donors can't possibly backfire.
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Some movies are made by people who don't really give a shit whether or not anyone actually wants to see them.
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