Saturday, May 30, 2009

Things I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 69

You really should make sure you aren't a character in a movie with a title like Drag Me To Hell. Really, when you have a title like that, odds are someone's getting dragged to Hell. If the movie was called Scramble Me Some Eggs you'd sure as hell expect to see some scrambled eggs, right? This is another helpful tip from me on how to live your life.

By the way, this is Thing I've Learned From Watching Movies Part 69. I am obliged to engage in juvenile behavior whenever I see that number so...WOO SIXTY NINE! OW GIVE IT TO ME!

Sorry.

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